padheye

padheye is a process, a skill that requires reading to extract meaning from text or speech.

"He is padheye, always with a book in hand."

by her_noor January 25, 2023

kody pardue

One whipped son of a bitch I swear to you, he’s gf has a fat ole cuter tho I swear

Kody pardue is with his girlfriends dick rn I swear I wouldn’t lie to you he’s mfn whipped

by Long cock Larry October 14, 2017

parthenophobia

a morbid fear of girls, especially virgins (Greek parthenos, 'maiden, virgin').

Damn dude, do you have a bad case of parthenophobia or are you just a fag.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

Pardoe

1.) A rare type of human, classified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent BAC score above .08

3.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.

Bob: Hey Jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don't you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.

by hugglepuff December 16, 2011

Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

parthenophobe

a person that fears virgins.

Bob: "I just found out my gf is a freaking virgin!"

Bill: "So what if she is?"

Bob: "you know how I hate them!!!"

Bill" "Dude, stop being such a parthenophobe!"

by kohina July 29, 2009

Pardue

A rather large gentlemen who pioneered the noon o'clock shadow (sorry chuck norris, but it was pardue, not your bitch ass). He is just a teddy bear even though he has a nasty habit of walking through an island of tables to catch either mexicans or atheist douche bags. Oh, and every thing he says for some unknown reason comes out as "tuna".

Pardue if you punch me after reading this, your going to hell.

Guy 1: God dude! What the hell happened in here!?!
Guy 2: This really big guy came in here and completely tore up the place!
Guy 1: Ahhhh I see, must've been that fuckin pardue again.

by Bobbles9715 March 25, 2012