Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Parched 08'

McPhee, May Long 08' when everyone remembered the alcohol and forgot the water.
by McPhee08 November 13, 2011
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Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.
Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.
by Adomzz January 25, 2021
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Parche

Old slang for vagina in Mexican Spanish.
Tony, se le va calentar el Parche a Naomi when she sees the house you just closed on.

Translation: Tony, Naomi’s pussy is gonna get horny when she sees the house you just closed on.
by Yod312 July 02, 2020
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Parchee

Parchee is a beautiful girl with dimple/dimples. She is someone who will feel a whole tornado of feelings inside her but will just say 'okay'. She is also someone who is a great foodie. Being confused and making others confused is one of her annoying but cute traits.
She is such a foodie, just like a Parchee.
by Anknu November 24, 2021
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fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.
"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."
by Ayogirrrl January 04, 2018
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Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.
Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!
by September 15, 2022
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