Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018

Paragony

Derived from the words paragon and agony. Paragony would describe the feeling of observing something so perfect, or beautiful, yet being pained emotionally by said perfection or beauty. This would mostly be used in a situation where you experience both joy and pain brought on by something of great perfection and beauty.

As I gazed upon the love of my life, I was overcome by an intense feeling of paragony; her beauty was so incomprehensibly pristine.

As I read the final page of the book, a wave of paragony washed over me; never have I read anything that had ended so perfectly.

by Toruke Morkaius August 9, 2018

patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019

paragoyia

Noun - Fear of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant people, especially particularly old white males in positions of power. The opposite of white men being antisemitic.

I am not suffering from paragoyia. The Bush administration really is evil.

I am not antisemetic. The only folks I inherently distrust tend to be old white males. I guess I suffer from paragoyia.

See also paragoyd

by BobSutton January 8, 2009

paragon

German Power Metal outfit fronted by Andreas Babuschkin while sporting the fine guitar work of Martin Christian.

Paragon have released another cracking dose of German Power Metal

by AlecJames October 16, 2007

Paragon Point

In RL you can give out paragon points as recognition for
A.) Acting like a bitch
B.) Caking
C.) Deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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In the xbox 360 game mass effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
A.) Act like a pussy
B.) Skip badass cinematic because they don't want to kill anyone
C.) Release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they're fucking retarded
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Scott: "Hey Seb, you gonna party with us tonight?"

Seb: "Sorry guys I think I'm going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn"

Scott: "What a bitch"

Eric: "Two paragon points you pussy piece of shit!" (yelling at Seb)

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Jason: "Dude! MSI is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!"

Fletcher: "Ah shit! I would, but I got work and the manager might be upset with me if I called in on such short of notice."

Jason: "...way to be a tool, paragon points lame ass"

by Eric Holocaust February 11, 2008

patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

by DNSAFS September 29, 2009