MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!
Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.
MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1
Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?
MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
AND UNDEROATH!!
Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.
MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1
Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?
MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
by not found [Error 404] June 06, 2007
Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.
Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?
by Robertus September 24, 2009
One of seven phrases considered to be curse words among metal elitists. Other words include "bree-cree", "br00tul", "Metallica", "Hot Topic", "breakdowns", and "Diabolus In Musica".
Metalhead 1: "Hey man, you want to borrow some of my old CD's?"
Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"
Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."
Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"
Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"
Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."
Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"
by Geraldo Ruiz August 11, 2009
Tim's dad went pantera when he found out about the truck.
That black Mustang from school is pantera.
That black Mustang from school is pantera.
by bob morales July 07, 2005
Awfully overrated Nu-Metal/Groove Metal band from Texas. Started as a tolerable, if not likeable glam band, but then in the Nineties changed the style to ride out on the success of thrash metal by playing semi-intense "metal" riffs. Guitarist Dimebag Darrell, formerly known as Diamond, is ridiculously overrated and only plays generic bluesy pseudo-metal riffs over Vinnie Paul's overproduced drums. Phil "Anal Slam-o" Anselmo's vocals are the most horrid heaps of garbage to ever come from human vocal cords. Inspired the likes of Lamb of God and countless others.
Kid who hangs out at the mall: R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell! Pantera's the best band ever.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.
by bawlsinyerface May 27, 2008
Metal Forces rated the horrible Pantera album "Metal Magic" 8 out of 10 because the metal elitists would beat them up if they didn't.
Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.
Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.
by Pantera Is Overrated April 07, 2013
A very good heavy metal band from the early '90s, yet they are also one of the two bands (along with Nirvana) that destroyed '80s metal such as Mötley Crüe, Poison, and even Metallica. Pantera introduced a much more dark and heavy type of metal to the public than they were used to. This later spawned many subgenres of metal such as death metal, dark metal, and goth metal. Each and every one of these genres sucks, because this is one of those things where the first one is the best one.
Music was great before, and even during the early Pantera days, now the mainstream music scene is all whining emo kids, wannabe rappers, suicidal goths, and screaming ass holes who have no clue what real music is, and I blame you, Pantera.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 28, 2005