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1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
Pandy J by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

pandy-paunch 

Rotund mid-section due to overindulgence and Covid lock-down related inactivity.
the button popped of my jacket because of my pandy-paunch
pandy-paunch by lynxmonkey May 5, 2022

pandy ward 

- beautiful woman with an an insatiable appetite for booty of any kind. my best friend aka dizzle.
I love my pandy ward. She gets that booty
pandy ward by boom bazooka joe June 21, 2006

pandy handy 

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
pandy handy by breezygoing January 31, 2021

pandy pounds 

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic
I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds
pandy pounds by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

Pandy Purch 

I purchase you made during the pandemic. Consider it a pandemic purchase.
Netflix premium was my top pandy purch of 2020
Pandy Purch by Joey Sis November 4, 2023