Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

Pasadena Pitchfork

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Crystal Palace Transmitter

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.

Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.

by FrankieHW April 13, 2020

rain on your parade

to do something that spoils someone's plans

-Oh dude this gig's gonna be so f-ing awesome and EVERYONE's gonna get so f-ing drunk!
-Sorry to rain on your parade, but there's no f-ing alcohol allowed inside the building.

by Mochizukii January 16, 2009

Palaye Royale

Literally the best band ever.

Person: What’s your favourite band?
Me: Obviously Palaye Royale!

by aidynnnnnn December 8, 2019

Prius Parade

A cluster of cars on the freeway, caused by a slow moving Prius in the left lane.

God damn, what is with this fucking Prius parade. Why won't that god damn Prius move into the right lane.

by Avocado Smasher July 23, 2012

shoe palace

A very shitty shoe store that was ran by Tyrone, foot locker is better.

"Hey man, wanna go to shoe palace?" "Fuck no that big black fuck Tyrone is there."

by TheCanadianCraka February 11, 2022