Paedophiles

Someone who likes small children...

The all need there bollocks cutting off! With a teaspoon

Often found browsing internet fourms!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by little tit of the internet October 30, 2003
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paedophilic

that geezer is definitely paedophilic
by Adam Carrara December 22, 2004
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Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.
People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,
by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016
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Paedophile

Jeremy Corbin is a corporate paedophile
by Ebic person October 19, 2019
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Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
by NewJaeger March 02, 2015
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spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
by geek.neo May 03, 2010
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touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 03, 2005
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