Dick-pining 

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

Dick-pining by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

mutually pining 

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

mutually pining by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

pwning rubes

Pwning Rubes

n.

1.To pwn rubes is to pwn (and/or) own the noob named rubes.
2.Slang, a phrase commonly used on Xbox Live and online PC games.

Joe : hahaha i am pwning rubes.

Joe 2: STFU, i am not a ruben pwn.

pwning rubes by Jack Blackwell July 3, 2006

pwningest 

(adj) - for something to pwn, or possibly to own.
Not commonly used with anything.

See also pwn,pwned,own,pizzown

Whoa, that is the most pwningest game ever!

pwningest by SecCom October 9, 2004

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

Peninger by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

poning 

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

poning by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

pwning

pwning=owning. just replace the o with a p. its that simple.

i SO pwned you in Halo 2 last night.

pwning by melissa k. July 11, 2005