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Foreclosure By Owner 

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
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Purse Owner!!! 

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.
Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

Sunfire owner 

Someone whos sensible and knows a good ride for the money. Lot of bang for the buck. This car lasts for a LONG time.
So you're a sunfire owner now? ... Smart move.
Sunfire owner by html. January 30, 2008

Boat Owner 

1. someone who takes life too seriously.

2. someone who gets frustrated about stupid things.

3. someone who strays from the path of easy living.
1. "go fag it up with the rest of the boat owners"

2. "stop being such an uptight boat owner"
Boat Owner by Th_e_Ma_n May 13, 2009
Usually an Og who pimps women and manipulates them for money sex food

What ever he needs from a hoe with no intelligence or self esteem usually good at lying and cheating has no feelings and doesn't express nor care about the hoe or the women he mind fucks
Yo!! how come she always spending time with that nigger she must be getting had by an ol owner
Ol Owner by Ol Owner June 24, 2019

DISCORD OWNER 

The type of person who just doesn't do shit in their server but when they do talk, the say that there are sick and can't "work"
Discord Owner: Hey guys even though I haven't been on in a year I'm gonna take a 3 year break jacking off to lolis
DISCORD OWNER by Doofy do be fresh February 28, 2021

Plantation Owner Boner 

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.