George Ovalle

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"I cannot have kids, I will look into adoption" - George Ovalle 09/19/22 11:47 AM. (MLA Formatting) headass

by George Ovalle #1 fan October 07, 2022

Amish Oval

When a circle jerk is performed without the use of lube or lotion. Only spit is allowed.

1:How was the circle jerk on Friday?
2:Dude it was an amish oval, my dick hurts!

by Tmuells July 02, 2021

Ovalation

what a math teacher recieves when she fails to draw a perfect circle

Whenever Mrs. Buckingham tries to draw a circle, she suffers from ovalation

by Jillyy! September 04, 2008

Oval Job

The act of making love to a robust women's naval

Kalin: I just got a OJ
Harold: Whats that?
Kalin: Oval job, Mrs biggs gave me it
Spencer: Already got on! BAM!!

by colts87 August 03, 2011

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.

She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Blue Oval

When one man uses blue mouth wash straight from another man's foreskin bowl.

Hey Dale your breath is kinda hot would you like to try a blue oval? Yes please!

by Ford truck man April 26, 2023

Oval Office

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.

by Griffin Reed January 16, 2008