A person in your living area or workplace who, due to either having constant contact with children or a weak immune system, always seems to be sick with the cold or flu. Named so after the movie entitled "Outbreak" starring Oscar-winner Dustin Hoffman whereby a Capuchin monkey carries a fatal disease that he passes on to a human, endangering all of humanity in the process.
Usually, an outbreak monkey is someone who works with and/or has their own young children ( esp. a teacher and/or mom. A mom who works as a teacher could be considered a "double" oubreak monkey).
An outbreak monkey can also be a young person who would otherwise be healthy but refuses to rest/stop partying, thereby weakening their own immune system and causing them to catch and bring back any cold/flu circulating that season. College dorms are famous for housing multiple outbreak monkeys at one time.
It has also been argued that young children could be considered outbreak monkeys in their own right but this is subject to ongoing debate.
Another common feature of anoutbreak monkey is that they are "used" to being sick often and therefore do not take the necessary precautions to ensure that others do not become sick. To an outbreak monkey sickness is a way of life. They are sick so often that staying home from school/work every time they were sick would cause them to get fired/fail. As such, they often come to school/work in various stages of illness only to infect others, thereby living up to the true title of "Outbreak Monkey".
Usually, an outbreak monkey is someone who works with and/or has their own young children ( esp. a teacher and/or mom. A mom who works as a teacher could be considered a "double" oubreak monkey).
An outbreak monkey can also be a young person who would otherwise be healthy but refuses to rest/stop partying, thereby weakening their own immune system and causing them to catch and bring back any cold/flu circulating that season. College dorms are famous for housing multiple outbreak monkeys at one time.
It has also been argued that young children could be considered outbreak monkeys in their own right but this is subject to ongoing debate.
Another common feature of anoutbreak monkey is that they are "used" to being sick often and therefore do not take the necessary precautions to ensure that others do not become sick. To an outbreak monkey sickness is a way of life. They are sick so often that staying home from school/work every time they were sick would cause them to get fired/fail. As such, they often come to school/work in various stages of illness only to infect others, thereby living up to the true title of "Outbreak Monkey".
I can't believe Michelle showed up to the Christmas party with the flu. She is such an outbreak monkey. Now we are all going to get sick.
F*cking outbreak monkey, Eddie, got us all sick again before finals week.
F*cking outbreak monkey, Eddie, got us all sick again before finals week.
by alicia s. April 26, 2008
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1) Restaurant franchise that is headquartered in Tampa, Florida; renowned for its thick, juicy steaks and savory Bloomin' Onions
2) Eatery whose cuisine will inflict some unrighteous pain on grown man's gastrointestinal tract. The conglomeration of grease from the Aussie fries, juice from the Coca-Cola marinated steak, and cream from Sydney's Sinful Sundae will surely bring you to your knees and make you plead for clemency.
3) Longtime sponsor of the Outback Bowl, which is played annually on New Years Day. The Outback Bowl is notorious for its early kickoffs and frequently swampy conditions to welcome college football fans to a new year.
2) Eatery whose cuisine will inflict some unrighteous pain on grown man's gastrointestinal tract. The conglomeration of grease from the Aussie fries, juice from the Coca-Cola marinated steak, and cream from Sydney's Sinful Sundae will surely bring you to your knees and make you plead for clemency.
3) Longtime sponsor of the Outback Bowl, which is played annually on New Years Day. The Outback Bowl is notorious for its early kickoffs and frequently swampy conditions to welcome college football fans to a new year.
1) "Johnny's system was under unrelenting siege from the filling Outback meal, as the Aussie fries and Victoria's 9-ounce fillet pummeled his system to sheer oblivion."
2) "Jake missed the entire first half of the Outback Bowl after being hung over at the New Year's Eve Party. At least he was able to see his Razorbacks open up a can of whoopass on Michigan in the second half."
2) "Jake missed the entire first half of the Outback Bowl after being hung over at the New Year's Eve Party. At least he was able to see his Razorbacks open up a can of whoopass on Michigan in the second half."
by Z_19 May 30, 2007
Get the Outback mug.A clothing line offered by The Limited during the late 80s and early 90s. The clothing line consisted mainly of overpriced henleys and camp shirts. Some girls would wear their collars up so that the Outback Red logo was plainly visible.
THEN: Ooh...Jenny looks so cute in her Outback Red shirt and pin-rolled Guess jeans!!
NOW: OMG! I can't believe that girl is STILL wearing Outback Red. That shirt must be 20 years old!
NOW: OMG! I can't believe that girl is STILL wearing Outback Red. That shirt must be 20 years old!
by Goodness Gracie July 24, 2009
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Get the outube mug.Look at that outbred with his fancy shoes and opposible thumbs. Hey outbred, bet you'd sleep with a woman from a different country!
by GunLion February 25, 2005
Get the outbred mug.Sounds like the opposite of indubitable, except it's not really. It can be used in place of any other word, ever. Sometimes the meaning of the intended word can be discerned through context clues, but it can also be used in a vague way in which no one really knows what it means. Usage is left to the discretion of the speaker.
Carl and Amy do outdubitable things together while they're alone and then tell Lyndsay about them, even though she really doesn't want to know about them.
Did you remember to buy the outdubitables?
John: You are outdubitable.
Mary: Oh yes, most outdubitably.
Did you remember to buy the outdubitables?
John: You are outdubitable.
Mary: Oh yes, most outdubitably.
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