Get your head out of the gutter!

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.

My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!

by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

cracked out of turn

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.

I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.

by Gimbo is all in February 25, 2008

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor is a massive meme as of September 2019, and is said whenever somthing is blatantly obvious.

Zack: dude this orange is orange
Greg: HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR
Zack: wtf man

by Dead_Memer September 26, 2019

out of spite

To deliberately hurt someone because they have hurt you. Revenge really. Retaliation.

I broke up with Sally last week, so yesterday she gave me back all the gifts I gave to her out of spite.

by Rimon August 26, 2010

beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

the shit out of

An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays beat the shit out of the New York Yankees last night. The score was 15-2!

Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!

Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."

Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.

by Nicholas D December 29, 2007