A large retaurant chain claiming to be "australian". The wait to get a table is long, because of all the fat old people, the steak is served raw and still partially frozen, and the servers rslow and have down syndrome. A great place to go to spend 100 dollars for shit and food poisoning.
OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
An outback laugh is that laugh you do when you are really uncomfortable with the conversation or situation at hand. Outback laughs usually result in an abnormal laugh as you look at your blank phone looking for an out