ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023

Ostrichized

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.

by ® Andy October 22, 2008

ostrichacize

To become or come to resemble an ostrich

Charlie angered his fellow wizards, so they decided to ostrichacize him.

by GrammarFTW April 11, 2010

Ostrich Juice

The liquid that comes out when you squeeze an ostrich

Steven: What do you want to drink?
Michael: oh, some Ostrich juice please

by GUIMACHINE123 March 19, 2014

ostriched

undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

This post is ostriched.

That is ostriched.

by legit_answers July 11, 2021

ostrich cock

One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.

That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg

by S-A-L June 19, 2007