dppointment

Having pre scheduled a time for some love action. In other words, dick-appointment.

“I’ll see you girls later, I’m omw to my dppointment.”

by ckxo January 14, 2019

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Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck

Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight

by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020

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A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009

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Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

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Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

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