equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.

(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

opporpoopity

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

by badback9 August 16, 2010

oforhdnst

Acronym of the famous phrase "Of f*ck off Rebecca he did not say that".

Used to demonstrate desbelief when someone tells you about an occurance/situation that obviously never happened.

Rebecca: "Everyone dies one day . Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die." - my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am

Jack: oforhdnst

by MarcioCH March 12, 2020

equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

opportunity cost

The cost of choosing one course of action over another. Letting your second best option pass.
Economists tend to measure opportunity cost in terms of money for simplicity's sake. However value isn't always monetary.

At the restaurant, you are presented with a desert menu. Assuming that you only eat one desert, you have the choice between chocolate mouse, ice cream and honey crepes. Let's say you prefer ice cream to chocolate mouse, but honey crepes are your favorite. If you eat a honey crepe, ice cream (which would have chosen had you not had crepes) is your opportunity cost.

Another example would be if two women that you fancied, Sarah and Alice, asked you out and you said yes to Sarah (assuming monogamy), going out with Alice is your opportunity cost.

by anthonylebrun November 3, 2008

Opportunist

A person willing to befriend any person regardless of race, creed, gender, sexuality or socioeconomic status in the relationship benefits them directly or indirectly by improving their public image. A pure opportunist may be a sociopath, if not they will possess sociopathic qualities. They are not to confused with a scammer or charlatan whose purpose in the moment is a singular task and is not concerned with allegations or their reputation. The opportunist always plays the long-con even if the actions are not scandalous it is still a con due to the fact the motivation is to always position one self to be able to capitalize on any future unforeseen opportunities without attracting suspicion. The opportunist is a illusionist and a mechanic who has a deck full of trump cards and can deal off the boom of the deck.

The man is a master opportunist, he got me an undeserved promotion then pressured me into unethical behavior as a favor, reported my actions and the company was vilified in the media while he purchased the closest competitor before the mews broke and cornered the market.

by CocoChavez August 7, 2019

oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority

Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?

by the handle October 9, 2014