by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
Get the opening mug.The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!
2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?
Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?
Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
by Ol' CB August 5, 2010
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Opening up...
Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.
She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.
Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.
She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.
Opening up... Have you ever been able to bare your soul to another person?
...That's real vulnerability.
...That's real vulnerability.
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by fujoshi since 2020 December 28, 2020
Get the yarichin bitch club opening mug.While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Opening mug.-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010
Get the Opening a destruction company mug.I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
by thelunchtable June 10, 2011
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