National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

on the band shortbus

Like the more well-known saying, "to be on the bandwagon", but it is used when one likes a band before they become cool.

Steve: "I see a lot of little kids like Green Day these days."
Mark: "Yeah, they're all jumping on the Green Day bandwagon now. But us two, we were on the band shortbus. We got "39/Smooth" when it first came out."

by Regina Misanthropia August 2, 2009

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022