Omd

Acronym for on my dick

Definition the other day Bob was omd taking trash about me

by Kapperkermit December 29, 2019

OMD

Oh my Derby!

Used in conversations to describe a situation that reminds you of the Kentucky Derby.

OMD! That chick's so drunk she's riding mud like a slip in slide!

by True Life Detroit May 14, 2010

OMD

"OMD" is an acronym for "Oh My Dog". Generally used as an expression of disbelief or surprise. It originates from You Tube video "Oh my dog... - talking cat" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw)
Variations include "OMF" Oh My Fuck, which describes a state of anger or frustration. And "OMFD" Oh My Fucken Dog, which is a mixture and hightened expression of shock, anger and disbelief.

OMD, i can't believe you just did that.

by t-pot boy February 4, 2009

OMD

Old Man Dank

OMD means old-man-dank. This term applies to particularly chronic weed of excellent quality. Often sold in jars and grown by experienced old timey weed growers in the country.

by mrpoobottem March 23, 2016

OMD

Oh my DICK!
An expression paralleling OMG, but much more effective to use in any situation.

A: "Hey, I just fucked your mum!"
B: "OMD, you're a faggot, fkoff"

by Ffejmania November 6, 2009

OMD

It's use for Demi Lovato's fans, it would be stood for "Oh My Demi"

OMD, that's a relly cool song!!!
OMD, she'll come to Costa Rica!!!

by DisneyFanDEJOSELMI July 19, 2009

OMD

Oh My Damn!

Person A: Did you hear about Sally hookin up with Jenny??

Person B: OMD... NO WAY!

by Lex222 March 24, 2010