omd 

Oh my deity. Less cliché alternative for oh my god, or omg.

Omd. Are you kidding me?

omd by drfunky October 7, 2010

omd 

an abbreviation for oh my dog. the word dog comes from god spelt backwards. people who cant say god or omg say omd.

person 1: omd that girl has a huge nose
person 2: your right. i would still date her thow
person 1:haha you would
:p

omd by <therealshit>! December 28, 2008

OMD 

It's use for Demi Lovato's fans, it would be stood for "Oh My Demi"

OMD, that's a relly cool song!!!
OMD, she'll come to Costa Rica!!!

OMD by DisneyFanDEJOSELMI July 19, 2009

OMD 

Oh my DICK!
An expression paralleling OMG, but much more effective to use in any situation.

A: "Hey, I just fucked your mum!"
B: "OMD, you're a faggot, fkoff"

OMD by Ffejmania November 6, 2009

OMD 

Oh My Damn!

Person A: Did you hear about Sally hookin up with Jenny??

Person B: OMD... NO WAY!

OMD by Lex222 March 24, 2010

OMD 

OH. MY. DICK.
When a man has an enormous bulge that you cant tear your eyes from....

OMD look at John Hamm

OMD by Beccy KB August 30, 2018

OMD 

One Mega Dump.
Synonyms Shit, Dump, Number 2
An abbreviation for ones never ending trips to the bathroom.
More polite than saying "I gotta take one mega dump!"

I had OMD this morning.
Gotta go - OMD waiting.

OMD by B.Jew June 11, 2008