Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

Old Man Strong

Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.

Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?

It's old man strong, kid.

by Jitty015 July 24, 2006

Old man syndrome

The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.

That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.

Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!

by pseudonymis maximus November 3, 2010

Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

old man strength

Usually acquired by men around the age of 40. It is not something like adrenaline that comes when you need it most, if you are above the age of 40 and reasonably healthy, you will get it. It can be used to do hard physical labor, or prove to the younger crowd that you are not as old as they think you are. It is usually lost around the ages of 65-70 depending on your health.

John has old man strength, so he could outwork even the healthiest young men in his profession.

by Jeff4444 January 1, 2008

Old Man Syndrome

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.

1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.

by yumyumgopop September 25, 2010