Old man
Old man by Sleepy kid October 25, 2022
Old Man Jeremy
An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.
An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!
An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!
An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021
Old man yaoi
Old man yaoi by sillymagicalgirl April 11, 2023
Old Man Strong
AKA Old Man Strength. Usually in Wyoming or some similar place, old men sit around in bars and drink. Young bucks come into town stirring up shit, and for some reason, it is often some old guy who just pounds the shit out of the young guy, much to the amazement of onlookers. Old men seem to possess a certain toughness or hardening process enabling them to give better than they get. Also, and most dangerously, the strongest ones are often quiet and reserved, just waiting to pound the crap out of some yahoo... Other circumstances can be in a construction work crew, the old guy will towards the end of the day when things slack off, just start working like a MoFo, and put the young bucks to shame. Hence, being Old Man Strong.
Drunken Friend #1 (to the bar)- "Who fucking wants some of this, huh? You?" <points to old man sitting by himself, minding his own business>
<Old man stands up>
Drunken Friend #2 (to DF#1)- "Let's get the fuck out of here, that guy looks Old Man Strong"
<Old man stands up>
Drunken Friend #2 (to DF#1)- "Let's get the fuck out of here, that guy looks Old Man Strong"
Old Man Strong by Woknblues October 31, 2007
Old Man Miranda
A nickname given to actor,rapper,lyricist, and playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda. The nickname was made when he had a Twitter livestream and thought the livestream broke. He went on his computer to see if the stream was still going, but he couldn’t see because he is apparently blind. As he was typing he said “Old Man Miranda typing into his computer.”. Ever since then, one of the many nicknames for Lin is Old Man Miranda.
Fan 1: Hey, do you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is?
Fan 2: Oh, you mean ‘Old Man Miranda’?
Fan 1: What?
Fan 2: If you don’t know what I’m referencing, you need to watch his old twitter livestreams when he was in Hamilton.
Fan 1: What’s Hamilton?
Fan 2: You’re dead to me.
Fan 2: Oh, you mean ‘Old Man Miranda’?
Fan 1: What?
Fan 2: If you don’t know what I’m referencing, you need to watch his old twitter livestreams when he was in Hamilton.
Fan 1: What’s Hamilton?
Fan 2: You’re dead to me.
Old Man Miranda by I_AM_UnIcOrN June 15, 2018
Old Man Tan
The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.
Old Man Tan by Ballin Colin June 24, 2011
Old Man Beer
Cheap macro beers that your father (a.k.a old man) probably enjoyed drinking back in the day. Examples include Hamm's, PBR, Schlitz, Old Style, Rolling Rock, Stroh's, and Blatz.
Person 1: Your fridge is full of PBR and Hamm's?!
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
Old Man Beer by JustAnotherNeighbor March 13, 2018
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