The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).

Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.

by BluePine7 December 5, 2012

obtuse nob

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.

You are an obtuse nob!

by Stuart K December 14, 2008

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Obtuse

Weird, strange, odd

This group of people feels real obtuse

by angelkween69 February 20, 2022

Obtuse

Yeah, no, you're doing it.

Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Purposefully obtuse

When you ask questions or do something, just for the sake of doing it without any real purpose.

the child was asking so many questions his friend said he was being purposefully obtuse

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Obtuse

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023