Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and
interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy:
What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy:
That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.