OMG

if you retards do not accept this i will smash my keyboard

OMG (please add it though)

OMG by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! February 25, 2019

OMG

Original Microwave Gangsters

we are the OMGs

OMG by Yaoilvnfx May 9, 2009

OMG

A common internet slang abbreviation of "Oh my God" used almost strictly among teenage girls or teenage boys who are commonly called a faggot. Most agree that it is terribly obnoxious and overused. It may be used to express surprise, anger, outrage, exasperation, delight, fright, shock, fascination; it can express any emotion, really. Anyone who uses the phrase off the internet (In real life) should be shunned from society.

Example one - On Internet:

Tween girl 1: omg!!!! did u see dis video of da poor cows being slauhgterd?

Tween girl 2: omg!! omg!! no!! show it 2 me! i HAVE 2 see dis!!

Example 2 - Off Internet:

Tween girl 1: OMG. I love your shirt.

Tween girl 2: Thank you!

Society: Shun those pitiful children!

OMG by MGN February 21, 2009

OMG

Oh My Godzilla

OMG Beck look at her butt, It's so huge!

OMG by Mrjohn312 August 28, 2014

OMG

Stands for Old Man Game, a realization that sweeps over men as they age in their 30's that they are no longer the young guns they once were. Indicated by taking an interest in things once thought uninteresting including PBS, current world affairs, walking laps at the mall in Velcro shoes, telling younger neighbors about the pitfalls of irresponsibility, identifying music from younger years as the greatest ever, being called weird by your children if you have some, being in bed before 9pm on a work night, not knowing who most of the musical guest are on award shows, and a general un-kewlness that is not easily covered by the word kewl. Used in everyday conversation as #OMG as a way to replace the standard understood meaning OMG because that's what being old is about. Using a hashtag to retain slight kewlness with the kids.

Hey friend, want to get together later and play some backgammon? #OMG

My kids asked if I'd sit on the other side of the playground cause my outfit was weird. ##OMG

OMG by Timberton August 12, 2016

omg

Abbreviation for "Oh my God." Most commonly used online and in chat rooms. However, people who can not be bothered or are too stupid to string three words together and must use the letters instead use it in everyday life as well.

"omg last night was so f-ing cool!"
"like oh em gee did you hear that jane broke up with bob and bob is going out with jane's brother's uncle's aunt's cousin's dog's hamster's mom? like omgzs!"

omg by Heywood Jablomie June 1, 2005

omg

1. internet shorthand usually meaning 'oh my god' or 'oh my gosh' (see wordomgsh/word). often used in online multiplayer games to suggest extreme discontent with a situation (see wordstfu/word).

2. abbreviation for musical group 'oatmeal my gestapo'.

1. omg gay.

2. omg is my favorite band.

omg by bud newman. February 28, 2003