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Nasser

1. Arabic, primarily Muslim name meaning victorious.

2. A man with above average penis size, considered a human tripod.

2. A man who loves to drop of dick when needed by a thirsty woman.
A. Damn, I need some dick, I'm thirsty for a Nasser.
B. Ooh, my muffin needs a stuffin' gonna call me a Nasser .
C. Hot girl 1. So was his dick huge or what?

Hit girl 2. Hell nah girl, shit was small and nothing compared to Nasser.
by Juicy is my name October 11, 2018
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Joe Nasser

1)n. The true Mac C. Ain't nobody touch his game.

2)n. A ruthless drug trafficker that insists upon using violence as means to silience his oppostion.

3)adj. A person who enjoys fruitcake with lemons.
1) I thought I was a pimp in my tricked Civic, but then I saw Joe Nasser roll by in his six fo.

2) I'm going to pull a Joe Nasser and burn your house down, while you're sleeping inside motherfucker.

3) Dan: I've never seen someone eat so much fruitcake with lemons, I'm amazed he hasn't puked.

Chris: Damn man, whatta Joe Naz.
by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005
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Nussenzwagger

1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.

Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).
Dude 1: "Hey man, can i have 2 Nussenzwaggers?"

Dude 2: "Sure. Happy suicide."

Dude 1: "You know it!"
by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010
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Rasmus nissen

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz
by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022
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Nasser

Nasser is so hot as the sun in kuwait!!!
by smowe May 30, 2013
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Adrienne Nesser

Adrienne Nesser, is the woman married to frontman Billie Joe Armstrong of punk band Green Day. They married on July 2nd 1994 and later had to sons, Joseph Marcicano Armstrong and Jakob Danger Armstrong.
Adrienne Nesser is the only woman I will ever love ~ Billie Joe Armstrong
by Rebecca Louise April 16, 2006
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nasser

by Nasras February 27, 2009
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