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Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
Related Words
nysse nyssen nasser Nyssa nessed nissen Nessenyul nisse nosser nussel
An incredibly amazing person that is, or has attended the Australian National Youth Science Forum. An NYSFer is highly intelligent, and is ridiculously fun to be around.
Person#1; who are those crazy people over there chanting and thrusting??

Person#2; Oh, they're NYSFers :D
NYSFer by Caity and JayJay January 19, 2012
Very nice and pretty girl. Who people tend to want to know and hang around. She's really layedback simply go with anything.shes very passionate about what she does and is typically associated with sports,but also has a bright further ahead of herself
Girl:did you see what Nyssa did?
Boy:the question is what didn't she do.!
Girl:right she talented at a lot of things
Nyssa by Dr.johannsan December 21, 2016

Nyshelle 

The girl who brings light to your life. The one who raises joy; yet downpours mystery. She’ll always bring a smile to your face. The type of girl that’s one of a kind. She’ll fill your heart with ambition.
Get yourself a Nyshelle.
Nyshelle by luhsor March 18, 2019
HUGE schlong , faithful ass nigga, plays playstation so hes straight, will knock a nigga out, always speaks what is on his mind, passionate lover and loves food
person a: hey have you met Nasser
person b: oh yeah i've met him, i piped him.
person a: same gurl
Nasser by RaccoonToast June 25, 2019

Flea Nasser 

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.
Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
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Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser