Nutella

The by-product of successful anal sex.

Tom and Betty changed their bed sheets after finding a dribble of nutella.

by DrGreenlove June 24, 2011

nutella

A girl that is dark, sweet, and spreads easily.

That bitch is such a Nutella!

by SamIAm711 April 3, 2007

Nutella

Spreadable chocolatey heaven. Apparently created by the Gods themselves. Often referred to as better than sex that it has become commonly used as a sex accessory.

Nutella so good I want to spread it on your penis. It's the best sex toy.

by Princess Nut August 19, 2016

Nutella

A mush that your balls turn into when you apply unbearable amount of pressure on them.

Nigga 1:Gosh! I got kicked right into my nuts.
Nigga 2: Let me see. Oh my god! It doesn't look like nuts anymore! It's Nutella!

by nigga969 October 21, 2014

Nutella

An extremely addicting drug.

I had so much Nutella today, it looks like I'm getting fat.

by Jorgejuanpellip January 25, 2015

Nutella

Simply put crack in a jar...

I relapsed into my Nutella addiction now im back in rehab

by Aku the radd May 7, 2013

Nutella

addictive delicious chocolate substance

Mark Anastasio just ate a whole container of Nutella

by NUTELLA ADICT January 19, 2020