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make nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!
by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017
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Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.
by Miss November April 19, 2009
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mammoth double nut brown

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.
I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.
by tummy12359382262 October 16, 2011
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Don't Make Me Nut

to get someone's hopes up, only to be let down
"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"
by DamnHe'sGood March 18, 2015
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Maja Nut

The act of completing orgasm on anything. After the load is shot, it is mandatory to laugh out loud and then exclaim..... MAJA NUT!!!
"Joe was with his bitch getting his dick sucked when all of a sudden he Maja Nut"
by Da Dirt May 22, 2008
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Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.
Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.
by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021
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old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.
Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.
by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023
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