Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

crackadamien nut

(n) someone who is acting as thought they were under the influence of drugs esp. crack; someone seemingly high

Dude, wtf? Why are you acting like a crackadamien nut?

by Cassidy February 23, 2004

Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

by Fletch743 January 2, 2012

cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis

"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"

by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018