John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015
Get the nursing a beer mug.when he met her she was a real nurse nancy ,after marrage she has become raggedy ann,fat ,full of stuffing and only the kids love her!
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Condition: Nursing Student
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
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Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
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Get the wet nurse mug.The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.
Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?
Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.
Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.
by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008
Get the nursery rhymes mug.1. The lead nurse working on a shift.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
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