Nursing

Lying to your friend in a really elaborate way, like telling him you're going to nursing school in a far place(which you aren't) instead of moving to the same school whit him and so, for he to believe this, you block him on your social media so he can't see what you're actually doing

Bad friend: Dude I'm going to nursing school on México, my dad said it's cheaper.
Good friend: But, bro you don't like México or nursing school.
Bad friend: Im sorry.
Good friend :,(
weeks pass
Bad friend: Hey, by the way I was totally nursing you!
Good friend: Oh you f***.

by Lumbaby August 19, 2016

Nurse

The first person you see after you tell someone, "here hold my beer".

Nurse~ What's the problem
Guy~ I rolled down a hill drunk and well you know what happend.

Nurse~ Ok the Doctor will be in soon.

by Shootingstar69 January 28, 2017

Nurse

Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.

Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.

by senthurmanz May 8, 2017

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Nurse Practitioner

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.

Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019

nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Nurse Practitioner

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider

The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider

by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020