nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

Nubikins

Main Entry: nub-i-kins
Pronunciation: nub-ee-kinz
Function: noun
Etymology: Alteration of English internet dialect Newb, probably from Low Patience for Eastern American "Mee too-isms"
1 : To be completely Clueless of one's situation or surroundings
2 : To be a warm and fuzzy Newb (Noob)
3 : To be horribly naive to the point of appearing retarded

"Listen here Nubikins, could you possibly be any MORE clueless?"

by brian_thorn July 3, 2007

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

Nubbing

When someone is having trouble staying alert and or falling asleep from taking too much of any opiate drug. This definition originates in poor areas of Africa where opium poppies are plentiful.

Don: Man Joey did a lot of that tar tonight man you think he's straight.

Jose: Nah he's good man he's just nubbing a little, get him a little powder. Trust me it'll do the trick and we can get more babes in our affliction T's!

by Jono1111 September 20, 2011

nucking+futs

The F Word's F and the Nuts N are switched, thus creating Nucking Futs. Slang for uncensored word.

The new catch phrase "Nucking Futs!" That guy's crotch got hit! THATS NUCKING FUTS!

by LiquidDragon September 27, 2003

Chubby nubbin

The actual meaning is referance to a large clitoris; however, the phrase is ironically used to describe a small penis.

Jacki: "Haha look at his package!"

Emily: "Omg what a chubby nubbin"

by The Hallzmeister October 15, 2008

nuking it

Taking the most obscure route to a simple solution.

Giving or recieving directions by mathmatical vectors. Someone says you are nuking it.

When applying postage to news letters you send one to yourself... but do not apply an address label in the hopes that the postman will return it to you marked undeliverable. You totally are "nuking" the task

Finding the fastest travel between point A and point B by internet, except you can see point B from where you are standing (point A). It takes 15 minutes to find a direct route by internet. Dude, you totally are "nuking it".

by Michael Payne July 13, 2007