Nutella

The by-product of successful anal sex.

Tom and Betty changed their bed sheets after finding a dribble of nutella.

by DrGreenlove June 24, 2011

nutella

A girl that is dark, sweet, and spreads easily.

That bitch is such a Nutella!

by SamIAm711 April 3, 2007

Nutella

A mush that your balls turn into when you apply unbearable amount of pressure on them.

Nigga 1:Gosh! I got kicked right into my nuts.
Nigga 2: Let me see. Oh my god! It doesn't look like nuts anymore! It's Nutella!

by nigga969 October 21, 2014

Nutella

Spreadable chocolatey heaven. Apparently created by the Gods themselves. Often referred to as better than sex that it has become commonly used as a sex accessory.

Nutella so good I want to spread it on your penis. It's the best sex toy.

by Princess Nut August 19, 2016

Nutella

An extremely addicting drug.

I had so much Nutella today, it looks like I'm getting fat.

by Jorgejuanpellip January 25, 2015

Nutella

Simply put crack in a jar...

I relapsed into my Nutella addiction now im back in rehab

by Aku the radd May 7, 2013

Nutella

addictive delicious chocolate substance

Mark Anastasio just ate a whole container of Nutella

by NUTELLA ADICT January 19, 2020