A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
Get the Northern Irelandmug. A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.
Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
Get the Northern Irelandmug. From what I've seen and heard, Northern Ireland is the Eastern Kentucky of Europe. Baisically what I've heard is there are people who think it's full of loons, crackheads, drunks, etc. but No. Lay off.
I can't think of an example. The only reason I typed in Northern Ireland on urban dictionary is it's where my family originally came from and my favorite actor lives there.
by Plzdontjudgeimonlyachild April 5, 2015
Get the Northern Irelandmug. the best mother fuckin accent in the whole world!! the use such words as 'ai' and 'ta'!!! if uve ever head thisaccent u will be in love with it and possibly grab onto the person speaking and neer let them go!! northern ireland accents rock!!
northen irelander- " ai how it goin"
me- "swoon" and then steal!
YUM
I love the northern ireland accents
me- "swoon" and then steal!
YUM
I love the northern ireland accents
by opresses tears November 29, 2005
Get the Northern ireland accentsmug. 4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
Get the United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern irelandmug. "Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003
Get the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelandmug. The Full name for the U.K. which as it's name implies, is a combination of Great Britain (Wales, England, Scotland) and Northern Island.
by Serminigo1 June 19, 2006
Get the The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelandmug.