nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016

nordic style

When a person masturbates 2 diffrent people at once like milking a cow.

jackie: hey joe and daniel lets do it nordic style
joe: Get the bucket and the lotion, things are going to get moooo-tastick

by TheDictionaryGod6969 July 23, 2017

The Curse of Nordic Cove

An old urban legend that states:

"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."

1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...

by a dude, probably May 8, 2019

Nerdick

A type of nerd, most often found in the high-tech computer world, who is so geeky and self-aggrandizing as to almost be a total asshole, but alas doesn't really intend too.

Joe actually thought he had to explain the difference between an Excel file and an XML file to me, in a classic nerdick moment.

by thisaint'myfirstrodeo August 30, 2013

nordic

A...genre...of people. The rarest species of humans predicted to be extinct in 200 years. They originate from the cold icelands of scandinavia and northern europe yet are the least hairiest. Characterised by blonde hair and blue/green eyes. Tend to be tall in stature. Nordic women are the most attractive in the world. this is scienntifically proven. Their bloodlines are traced back to the viking warriors who were the most feared in the known world.

"im nordic. im rare. take that you bleach blonde wannabes"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 22, 2006

nordic

A type of skiing that requires alot of effort. Usually only talented people do this sport.

Humberview has the best nordic team in all of Peel, even better then mayfield.

by Nosrab Werdna November 23, 2004

nordic

The race with the most attractive women, currently estimated to be fully extinct by the year 2200.

Race mixing is a sureshot way to eliminate the Nordics.

by Jonathan Archer January 11, 2005