Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018

noosery

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

noorseen

A weird fluffy haired kid, who likes lame jokes such as your mom, deez nuts, and 69 😏😏😏😏😏 you’re addicted to genshin and likes salt and vinegar lays chips. Weirdo.

Girl 1: heya! Wanna play genshin.

Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: ok.. atleast do you wanna share my salt and vinegar chips?
Girl 2: absolutely not, tf wrong with you? Who taught us to like this?
Girl 1: your mom
Girl 2: ugh! You’re such a noorseen 🙄

by Your mom 😟 November 23, 2021