Nomping

Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.

Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by RockBinkie December 19, 2014

Noobino

A noobino is a noob but even more dumb and ignorant.

Comes from the game Bloons TD Battles, however is being used much more widely now.

"This guy doesn't have a clue, he's such a noobino!"

by TrippyPepper November 11, 2018

noobinese

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

nooping

verb. -to noop. When person A and person B lie together, person A on their stomach with person B on their back (facing the ceiling) on top of person A's back. The kind of opposite of spooning. The most comfortable body position in the room.

(clothes optional)

Hey Ali, let's noop.

Ok, JJ. What' nooping?

It's the opposite of spooning, just better.

by Cybrus February 14, 2009

noobing

Noobing is the essence of acting like a noob currently. Anyone who has actions similar to that of a noob, can be said to be engaged in the act of noobing

Did you see that level 1 hunter he was totally noobing

by ultradictator September 3, 2008

Noobin

The act of hunting for n00bs to stalk down and own
Fishing for noobs

Dude I went noobin yesterday and caught some big ones

by Caleb Craig April 18, 2008

noogin

a small detritus (excess growth or minuscule 'bits')

Yo, I spilled my bag of chips, there's noogins everywhere

by Ken Roche November 5, 2006