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noodle dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick
by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.
Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"
by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010
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NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals
oh know it's a noodlecuckkk
by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022
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niddledicker

Someone who is always dickin around doing everything but what he should be doing.
Nikki is such a niddledicker, taking forever at Walmart when she’s supposed to be picking up her kids.
by Jaysu June 29, 2023
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nobledicking

The offering of one's sexual self, on a consentual, non-relationship, occasional basis, and with sufficient frequency to prevent the other from entering into a sexual relationship with another party who may exploit the other party under false pretenses (e.g. the premise of an emotional relationship)
Yes, he/she just needed some nobledicking to keep them from going back to his/her manipulative, loser ex.
by TMex1971 July 22, 2023
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noodladiko

Greek slang for saying noodle place
guy1: bro, I'm hungry do you know a place to eat?
guy2: let's go to the noodladiko i told you yesterday
by SwagToilet15 January 17, 2025
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