Noobinal

Any inanimate object that contains swag

Bob: Dude throw me that fucking noobinal

Joe: You mean this football.

Bob: NO, i want the fucking noobinal!

by thenewwizard November 7, 2010

noobing

1. The act of mass marketing and mass exposing an owners website in a short amount of time, and with minimal effort involved in the process.
2. Generating cash flow income that is residual in nature and on the same token, highly steady with the limitations created only by the user’s click amount.
3. Slang term for a win-win internet marketing venture. A situation that has all positive reactions and no negative sacrifices.

I earned referral commissions for introducing Noobing to my friend.

by DictionaryAdmin September 16, 2008

noobcannon

a shitty weapon that is used by kids new to the game that requires no skill to use

Don't use the Fuel Rod Cannon. It is such a nOObcannon

by baconfreak December 15, 2003

Noobanaut

One who uses the Perk "Juggernaut" in the popular game Call of Duty 4, who will cause a lot of frustration on your part.

Gamer 1: Yeah Bitches! 22 and 3
Gamer 2: You only went 22 and 3 because of Noobanaut.

by JRIZZO236 June 13, 2008

noobtang

someone who is a pussy who has no skill in any sort of trade

nelson is a noobtang at tennis

by Choong March 3, 2009

Noobanon

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.

(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."

by ProPipe August 6, 2011

noobmaneuver

A move or decision that only really big noobs do.

In world of warcraft:
Noob: I need more gold because I just bought 3 bags from the vendor.
Non-noob: I'm not giving you anymore gold after that noobmaneuver.

by Speedyhobo July 13, 2011