Norwich, NY

A city in South Central New York. The main attraction in Norwich is the McDonald's. Norwich is 97.4% white so if you're black or Mexican, Norwich-ians will hate you (I'm not saying its fair, just stating facts)! Norwich High School is not big on teaching kids things they need to know. Many Norwich residents will stay in Norwich for the rest of their lives, flipping burgers at McDonalds. Unless they are the elite scum of Norwhole and they flip burgers at Burger King.

Michael- Hey do you know what time it is?
Nate- Nah, I can't tell time.
Michael- Oh, right, I forgot you're from Norwich, NY!

by Corbett997 October 19, 2011

Norwich Tech

There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts

This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.

by mrs. coochie October 29, 2019

Norwich

Name One Reason Why I Came Here.

Norwich Unviersity in middle of no where Vermont. An interesting campus where you will see things you didnt think possible.

by NoBlueFalcon October 18, 2008

East Norwich

a very small, rich town sandwiched between Oyster Bay Cove and Brookville (which are the top 5 richest area codes in the United States, Brookville being 1). On the GOLD COAST aka the north shore of long island. Predominately white with predominately blonde women. very nice town. clean.

Oh, your from East Norwich? You must be rich and know Billy Joel.

by lickylicky2 March 19, 2009

Norwich NY

Norwich NY is a "City" (small town that thinks it's a city) in Central upstate NY. It is renown for the corrupt police department, vast amount of junkies, heroin addicts and scummy ass dealers. It's a diverse cast of races all of which are alcoholic or addicted to some drug.

Jim "hey Tom, wanna go to Norwich Ny?"

Tom" Ew, no. I don't wanna get addicted to me that today"

by FaZeBuTtPlUg July 6, 2017

Norwich Dating

A term used when "Friends with Benefits" is just too long to say.*

*Best used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where an above average attractive male is paired with a below average looking female due to the lack of a sutiable pool of females for the male to pick from.

"Hey, I heard you and Jenny were going out?"
"Na, we're just Norwich Dating"

by DebateClub February 7, 2010

norwich

football team who seem to be dragging themselves out of trouble at the last possible minute

hey dude, match of the day is on
i wanna see norwich beat man u

by city til i die April 23, 2005