Nochetime

A term of pwning people with a secret identity. Often used by mexicans, latinos, and surprisingly asians. Term is often used in video games.

"Doode you just got pwned by that guy!"
"fck I know, who the hell is that guy?"
"Idk, must be a nochetime"

by Nochetime May 17, 2010

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Forever Nonchalant

Forever Nonchalant also Known as FnnWorld is a new clothing line started by Fnn Codeine.

Girl you need to shop at "Forever Nonchalant" !

by TheRealPresident April 14, 2019

Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007