noid-para 

So paranoid that you think even the dictionary is out to get you.

Kenn is mega paranoid...almost to the level of noid-para.

noid-para by Mike H October 11, 2007

P-Noid 

An abbreviation and or short for - 'Paranoid'.
-used most commonly in public settings or in the presence of others whom may be less on-task when you are around the paranoid subject or their friends.
-usually, the paranoia is onset from intoxication,

(i.e. methamphetimine)

"Yeah, Cory was over lastnight getting high with us."
"How was that?"
"He was totally high and all P-NOID looking out the blinds every 5 seconds."

P-Noid by firebeam11 March 19, 2010

ham noid 

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.

Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.

ham noid by Schlumdoy November 10, 2009

Avoid the Noid 

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

Avoid the Noid by robothater August 15, 2009

ub-noid 

to use urban dictionary as a frequent refrence

Noah: aye dude stop frontin on my fein
David: damn how do u know all these words

Noah: imma a ub-noid bro

ub-noid by 123bforever789 January 27, 2011

p-noid 

paranoia induced by drug use.

hey man, you're acting a little p-noid. Mabye you should put that bong down.

p-noid by DTM October 25, 2003

Fatty Noid 

Someone who is fat and a nerd at something..

OMG Your a Fatty Noid

Fatty Noid by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010