Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010

Noordy

A man, a legend. A Noordy is a bloke that is unexplainable. To try and explain this type of being, whether conceptually or theoretically, would be an insult. So this definition is not easily actualized. A Noordy keeps it real. Enjoys real hip-hop. No one dislikes a Noordy, unless a Noordy dislikes you. A Noordy is the type of phella that will smoke you down regardless of friendship (that is not positing you call him to smoke you down). Has Glaucoma. The reaper of botanical superiority.

Situation One (In the circumstance a Noordy likes you)
Any being: “Hey man, what’s up?”
A Noordy: “Nothing dude. What’s goin on?”
Any being: “Not much. Just sittin around. You?”
A Noordy: “Not a thing man. You wanna blaze?”
Any being: “I don’t got any smoke bro”
A Noordy: “Don’t even worry about it”

Situation Two (In circumstance a Noordy does not like you)
Disliked being: “Hey bra, what are you up to?”
A Noordy: “Not much man”
Disliked being: “Word. What are you doing today?”
A Noordy: “I’m not sure yet. How about you?”
Disliked being: “Not a thing. Looking to smoke though. You want to smoke?”
A Noordy: “Yea for sure, man. Let me call you back in a bit here.”

by binary* November 18, 2010

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

nardcore

Meaning Oxnard Hardcore. Started around 1983. Mystic Records.
bands are:
Agression
JFU
Ill Repute
Dr. Know
In Control
mark My Words
Take Your Best Shot
Rat Pack
RKL
Blackout
Total Resistance
Sellout
The Rotters
Habeas Corpus
False Confession
Scared Straight
Stalag 13
Vendetta
Juvenile Defiance....

Nardcore ownes. welcome to Oxnard, land of no toilets

by Chaossellout December 7, 2006

nards

1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!

by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002

Nardus

A guy with a sexy accent, an awesome personality and good looks. He is always smiling and is always happy. He will always make your day, and his hugs are always the best. He is a great kisser, and will leave you with goose bumps and feeling out of this world. Generally amazing at sand castle making. He knows how to make a girl feel special, and happy. He is a really great hugger, and you could literally just fall asleep in his arms and hope that he will never let you go. He doesnt seem to know much about yellow snow... and he is definitly straight. He is extremely caring and protective and would make an excellent father one day. Even if the world ended, you would happy to know that you got the chance to meet him, spend time with him and have him care about you.

Girl One: Who's that???
Girl Two: Nardus
Girls One: hes mine

by <(") <3 (^^^) October 2, 2012

nardi

A word used to define someone who is considered cool, in the context of one's name.

Hey, Ben Fenner is pretty cool.
How cool?
He's not a Nardi, but he's still cool.

by nei November 23, 2004