A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black
Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the
popular adult
television programme Play School.
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke
Bong, and the monkeys all throw
poo, There'
s a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the
tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!