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NIKOLAJ

Typically is Constipated and Really loves the constipated shit
Typically the people Named Nikolaj love Constipation
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Nikolaj

A real gent, very possible a heavenly descendent, as you can tell from his masculine, uber super hot body. Usually insanely deadly attractive to women but he only has eyes for his one and only wifey. A hilarious man, known to make sarcastic jokes about everything, if he choose to be a comedian, he would be the worlds best for sure. Has great taste in fashion and music, especially fashion, cause he is basically the embodiment of fashion. AKA Mr. Alwaysright, because he is so intelligent, and his IQ is over 9000. Is nice to everybody. Most wonderful human being on the surface of the planet.
girl #1: "Wow look at that Nikolaj. Best guy ever!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"
by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021
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Nikolaas

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikolaas was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
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Nikolaj

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. He has a great style and is very intelligent.
Boy wear on Clothes :

Girl : Wow you look very Nikolaj
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Nikolaj

Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.

(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.

Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
by midgetspinner22 April 5, 2022
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nikolakakos

a little gay nigga that acts like a sigma but sucks cock after school
stefen is a nikolakakos
by jordansigma March 25, 2024
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o store nikolaj ø

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you
"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"
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