O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

Nichkhun

Thai-Chinese American idol in South Korea (member of boy group 2pm)

Well known for his winking abilities.
HOTT and SWEET and ATHLETIC!!!
Amazing at so many random things.
Makes hilarious random comments/observations!
Hard worker! Competitive!

Completely natural! (yeah!)
Manly and cute at the same time!!!
Intimidating, yet adorable when upset!
Funny, caring, and smart!

Speaks Thai, English, and Korean! (and a little Chinese and Japanese)

Wgm Khuntoria (tv show marriage to f(x) Victoria) = adorable!

His English is SO HOTT!!!

Oh yeah, did I mention he's HOTT!?

perfect.

Girl: AH! IT'S NICHKHUN!!!
*tons of adoring fangirls gather instantly*

2pm: Yes, our Nichkhun is very handsome...

Victoria: Nichkhun oppa! He is good at everything!

Nichkhun: *wink*
Fangirls: AH!!! *swoon*

by kpopislove1111 August 23, 2011

Nicholas Salek

A hot and charming man that is extremely sexually attractive.

"Wow that guy is such a Nicholas Salek, you should totally ask him out"

by GoldenFerrari May 7, 2018

niche meme

A genre of highly stylised meme, particularly on Instagram, where the memes made are specific to the creators own life experiences, often related to mental health but overall tackle relatable taboos that people don't like to talk about in real life.

Kim: Oh my God, Kourtney, have you seen mom's new Instagram page?

Kourtney: No, what about it?

Kim: It's full of weirdly specific starter packs and jokes about depression and her icon is Buttercup from PPG

Kourtney: It sounds like she's making niche memes.

by katie the cool girl November 21, 2017

Nichead

A person (typically a high schooler) that is addicted to a nicotine substance, usually Juuls and vapes.

Freshman: "Yo can I hit that Juul real quick?"
Person: "Bro, you're such a nichead!"

by George W. Bush Is Rad February 15, 2019

Portable-Niche

Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.

Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.

You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche

by Wasp March 20, 2018

Nichan sleeping bag

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag

Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”

by Nichan December 10, 2019