nano communication

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.

"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."

by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010

Nanocock

an extremely Tiny Penis, so small that only Bush is seen.

That Kid Matt Parker has a frigging Nanocock

by Bob Saget 1 October 28, 2006

nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.

Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.

by DarthHuge January 14, 2009

Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav

Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis

by ashwindar October 17, 2008

nanopartified

To be reduced to nanoparticles. In other words, gg.

Hokkien equivalent: chui

My report became powder. <-> My report chui liao lah. <-> My report was nanopartified.

by yy, ming, dan March 15, 2010

nanolympic second

nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.

Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.

Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.

by grynch22 August 8, 2012

Nano

A person who gives all of themselves selflessly in the pursuit of helping others.

Can be used in place of: Son, Brother, Step-Father, Friend, Grandfather

“Man am I lucky to have a Nano!”

by Madsdarling June 17, 2021