Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022