Newton's Turd Law

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.

I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.

by bevindelvin July 4, 2015

Newton's 247th law

Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.

"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.

by eK Selent January 18, 2010

Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022