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a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.
Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.
by enonomous mush October 27, 2006
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"Newton" is wonderful
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A rich suburb of Massachusetts that is inhabited with many Jewish peple, also named as Jewton, by the locals.

Newton Centre is where all of the shopping is, and the T stop. Newton highlands is where you find all of the big houses. West Newton is home of appartments and the lower class. A short ride to Boston by train.
"Yo, I'm going to Newton Centre today and get some J.P Licks"
by down2earth69 July 16, 2011
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The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.
Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.
by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008
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being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"
dude your being a newton.
by 2short4rides May 24, 2006
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a newton is someone who cries at a party and recives negative attention
james:ooo yy is kathrine kissing other men *crying*
Nick:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH wht a newton
by luke tyler January 30, 2007
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The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus
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