Newfoundland Glory Hole

A term where a Newfoundlander puts his pecker in a in a wooden homemade glory hole while another Newfoundlander (boy or girl) slides some wet salt beef up and down his junk

Newfoundlander 1: i got the best Newfoundland glory hole today
Newfoundlander 2: i'm so proud of you ma baby

by black alternate May 9, 2018

Newfoundland & Labrador

A small country to the west of Canada. Newfoundland (& Labrador) where owned by the British up in till 1901/9. The Newfoundland Regiment fought in both World wars and suffered a horrible defeat many times over. Newfoundlands are said to be the kindest people in the world (or North America) and are apparently the most sexuality active. They have 2 dogs named after them, the famous Labrador Retriever and Newfoundland Dog, along with the rare Newfoundland Pony. Newfoundlands are sometimes refereed too as Newfies and have their own dialect of French, English and Irish. Population of 509,739 as of July 2012. One of the most defined aspects of Newfoundland are that a huge percent of the population is of direct English-French blood, which often cause strife in parts of Canada, Europe and America, but is of common here. They also have their own mineral called Labradorite that is commonly seek after for it's look.

- Have you heard of the rock?
- You mean Newfoundland & Labrador? Yes

by Alexpark December 25, 2010

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In

Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!

by Farvtron September 5, 2023

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024